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A punt bunny is to American football as a puck bunny is to hockey.
Dedicated to stats, trades, and salary brackets, these girls don't often know more about the sport than their male fan counterparts - but have a more in depth knowledge of players' measurements.
If football is a game of inches... a punt bunny would know just how many.
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The act of kicking a female in her vagina
We were making out and when i accidentally bit his tongue, he tried to cunt punt me and then dumped me. I hate guys.
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Girl: Hey guys, some girl called me a punting lolly, is that true
Guy 1: Erm... uh... um... nah
AFTER GIRL HAS GONE
Guy 2: omg lol you were kidding right?
Guy 1: Dude, duh, ofc
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1. Another word for a gunt.
2. Gunt - Bulging area found on large women between the waist and the genital area.
"Damn, did you see Lindsay's punt? She got FAT. Shouldn't be staying at home with her cat so much. That bitch is so fat she's got stretch marks on her clothes!"
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The action of kicking a fat old lady in the fat hanging fat uteris. Part of the fun of gunt punting, is watching the fat old fat lady jiggle and fall.
Go and gunt punt your grandma's grandma
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Basically a synonym for prostitute which isn't that common
Guy 1: Dude wtfs wrong with you, the girl you asked out is a bare punting lolly
Guy 2: Omg for real?! Got to dump her asap
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When you sit on the toilet to take a poop and the gas in your intestines rockets the first piece of poo out of your butt. Similar to a punt in football or the last shot of a roman candle.
I rushed home because I thought I had to take a really big shit, but when I sat down all that happened was an ass punt.
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