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1. Another word for a gunt.
2. Gunt - Bulging area found on large women between the waist and the genital area.
"Damn, did you see Lindsay's punt? She got FAT. Shouldn't be staying at home with her cat so much. That bitch is so fat she's got stretch marks on her clothes!"
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The action of kicking a fat old lady in the fat hanging fat uteris. Part of the fun of gunt punting, is watching the fat old fat lady jiggle and fall.
Go and gunt punt your grandma's grandma
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Basically a synonym for prostitute which isn't that common
Guy 1: Dude wtfs wrong with you, the girl you asked out is a bare punting lolly
Guy 2: Omg for real?! Got to dump her asap
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When you sit on the toilet to take a poop and the gas in your intestines rockets the first piece of poo out of your butt. Similar to a punt in football or the last shot of a roman candle.
I rushed home because I thought I had to take a really big shit, but when I sat down all that happened was an ass punt.
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To kick any random girl in the vagina
"Dude did you check out my punt formation yesterday after school?".."I think I put her in the hospital"
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When a girl gives you an obvious hint that she would like to have sex, makeout, give her cell number, etc.. You have a chance to score but you fuck up and accidently 'punt' your chance away.
Orlando: She told me she hasn't had sex in a long time, so i texted her 'I'm sorry to hear that'.
Ricky: You should play for the Oakland Raiders you just punted your chance.
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