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Garden of hairy delights, vertical bacon sandwich, mott, trough, stench-trench
"Would Madam mind closing her fur purse, it's bad for business, and even tramps in the street are avoiding this restaurant."
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A coin purse is a man's ball sac.
Hey pal, I need some change, will you pull out your coin purse? or His girlfriend kicked him in his coin-purse.
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when that girl u know is crazy goes with you to the bar, and she ends up totally beating someone at the bar using her big bulky purse as a weapon. your bound to get kicked out the bar if you are with the attacker.
Hard-core pursers only buy purses with big buckles or other kind of extra weight such as rhinestones, extra zippers ect..
some girls put things directly in there purse, if they think they may need to purse somebody that night!
these girls were jumping my friend outside my house so i just grabbed my handbag and pursed all of them
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vagina, also known as vag, slit, gash, lovegash, hole, fuck socket etc
Walking down the street you're the centre of my universe.
You've got the world in your pocket, my manhood locked in your (spam)purse
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A vegetarian alternative to the meat wallet. A sweet set of lips that leads to a holding area, or purse, for the above mentioned banana. Usually found on granola hippie chicks that would never allow meat to penetrate their openings.
"Bro, I totally unzipped her banana purse last night."
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The secret pocket found on the inside of each cup on certain style bras. Most people are generally unaware of these pockets because of their small, unnoticeable, side entrances.
These pockets are ONLY found in demi-bras with push-up inserts pads.
These pockets originally came filled with slim fabric inserts, but are removable as per the wearers preference.
The pockets form a SECRET PURSE for the wearer, in which they may stash valuables or anything else they'd like.
Some Bra Purse stashers stash to protect their items from being stolen, some stash to hold things when going out without a real purse, some stash to hide dirty little secrets or habits from others.
Commonly found items which are stashed in Bra Purses include: cash, ID, credit cards, pills, condoms, dime bags, other drugs, tiny cell phones, wedding/engagement rings, jewelry, phone numbers, keys, lighters, mace, pocket knives, hair elastics and lipstick.
The item must be small in order to fit in the pocket, and to still look natural outside their clothing. Once in the pocket, the item is secure.
Very small items require a great deal of awkward-looking effort to remove while the bra is still on wearer.
One should never stash their cigarettes in a Purse Bra and risk ending up with a deformed box-titty.
Example 1.
2 females in holding cell awaiting processing:
Fem 1: Oh shit dude, I have 4 hits of E and a dime baggy in My pockets, I'm so about to get busted!
Fem 2: No problem. Stash it in your Bra Purse, they'll never check there!
Example 2.
Jill doesn't want to carry her purse to the club with her and worry about it all night. So she grabs her car key, cell, lipstick and cards and stashes it in her Bra Purse. She leaves her real purse safely at home.
Example 3.
Jody's fiance found several guys phone numbers secretly hidden in her Bra Purse when he thoroughly search ALL her pockets when she came home.
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a term for a vagina, primarily where the clitoris is stored
Barry: I can't find the clitoris. Where is it?
Therman: It's in the naughty purse. Duh
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