The rumor was that a local pill-pusher was impaired on duty.
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one who skate boards; they "push wood" (ya get it!)
a derogatory term made up by, fruit booters a.k.a roller bladers, to describe a skate boarder. it was ment as an insult but im not sure if hurts anyone feelings.maybe fruit booters should be a little more creative.
that kid is such a wood pusher! ( wow i wish i could do that! i wish i wasnt just a lame fruit booter. damn i should learn a real sport)
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a gay insult(?) that fruit booters made to try to get us skaters angry, i think its kinda funny how dumb it is.
fruitbooter: your a woodpusher.
skater: haha, thats a terrible insult
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when a black man with boyish good looks has brutal anal sex with someone.
Matt gave Elizabeth an extra hard puppy pusher.
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He is malfunctioning. Do not trust him. Pushing is the answer. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.
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Pushing your partners head downward towards your private parts during intamacy.
Used correctly amounst lovers that crave each, it can be a subtle nonverbal indicator of desire.
Used incorrectly it can be an indicator of an inexperienced lover.
She knew what she wanted and when, she was a head pusher. Luckily I aim to please!
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WOOD PUSHER - NOUN
OUR (everyone that rolls) response to what the skater fags thought they could call us that would piss us off. Only we don't give a fuck about being called fruit booters, but it sure as hell is funny shit to see how pissed they get in their emo pants and fake Chuck Taylor's when they hear the term "wood pusher".
Someone that really needs to stop destroying the environment in order to solicit an already OVERLY commercial sport. They're not even underground anymore despite what their god Tony Hawk tries to sell them.
Someone that's jealous because they realize how hard it actually is to hit something that's waxed and make it look good. Wood pushers can't hit kink rails over two stairs high, and the only thing that remains "extreme" in their sport is trying to make the next Tony Hawk "Undergound" game.
Get used to it, you're all a bunch of wannabe sellouts that don't even understand what hardware is. At least in our sport we get along with each other no matter what social clique we fall into.
Bobbie - "You're a gay ass fruit booter!"
Tommy - "So? Stop destroying the environment you fucking wood pusher! At least we are recognized as having the only true remaining underground sport. Hah!"
AND
Bobbie - "You're a gay ass fruit booter, skater fag!"
Tommy - "Correction, YOU'RE the skater fag, wood pusher! You're just jealous because our sport actually takes practice and talent to pull off, not to mention it's MUCH more impressive to the ladies!"
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