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Vladimir Putin

ashy 69 yr old who is "denazifying" or smo *Special Military Operating* ukraine. so ashy and so depressed that me made it so you cant smile in russia, the motherland. he said he is taking and remaking the communist regime. a bit like mao zedong *WITHOUT THE FAMINE* and he is just an overall dickhead. he thinks he if denazifying and taking colonies back. if he does that, europe start preparing to take african nations back!

person1: Vladimir Putin is my president, and im russian
person2: ...what the fuck?

by borisjohnsonisatorytwat January 31, 2023

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Vladimir Putin

Donald Trump's Nigga

Vladimir Putin: yo waddup trump
Donald Trump: Waddup nigga

by Kelmeer23 June 30, 2018

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Putin the Great

The unofficial title conferred by millions of mainland Chinese netizens on Dictator Vladimir Putin for waging a war against the US and its allies via Ukraine, which are afraid of China’s economic and military rise and the world order (or disorder) it would create—Chinese jingoists view him as “the greatest strategist” of the 21st century, who would help deliver resources-rich developing nations from American hegemony and hypocrisy.

Pro-Russia, pro-Putin, and pro-war Chinese online users, particularly the so-called “little pinks,” see President Putin as a demigod or political savior—it’s no surprise that these diehard pro-Xi fans call him “Putin the Great.”

by Covido February 28, 2022

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Vladimir Putin

A guy who is pretty bad at his geography and thinks the whole world is Russia. Please help this man know his geography so he doesn't blow the world in half okay :)

Vladimir Putin loves playing with nukes so watch out Ukraine you might be stuffed!!!

by Erex69 March 23, 2022

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Russki Putin

The type of shit you take after a long night of drinking beers with the comrades, usually very liquidy and smelly.

Man that part last night was so crazy I woke up and had to take a russki Puttin

That russki Putin should have been a war crime how bad it smelled

by JJ Books March 17, 2022

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Vladmir Putin

Vladdy Daddy

dont start the war vladdy daddy (Vladmir Putin)

by krazy_kookoo!!! February 24, 2022

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Putin on the ritz

The annual Russian festival where the Vladimir Putin is feted royally while the poor roam the streets looking for morsels.

``Come one, come none to the celebration Putin on the ritz.''

by tirtle March 28, 2017

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