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A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".
Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".
Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!
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When you use a strong mint mouthwash before giving a guy oral
"Damn, Carol gave me a minty python last night"
A creature on which is similar to the pitbull but has numerous amount's of abilities such as super strength and the ability to hang to ceilings it's proved to have great relation's to skinwalkers.
chill that's just my dog sunshine he's a python bull but he don't bite (the dog will tear you limb from limb if unattended).
When a males penis head turns purple.
Man i have a purple python head
a brown python is a way of saying that you are taking a dump/shit in a more polite way
some guy: what you doing?
me: releasing the brown python
An Atlanta Python is a gargantuan penis both in length and width (averaging from 14" to 20+ in length) that has the texture and pattern of the python snake. This condition is more common in Atlanta due to the high population of African-American people in Atlanta.
Girl1: "I slept with Jerome last night and it turns out he has an Atlanta Python."
Girl2: "Damn girl, you a lucky bitch, I only get Tod's tiny white dick."
When a corn-fed man masterbates with a half chub. At the moment of ejaculation, pinching the tip and bending of the penis towards the anus is required for the full effect. Fulfilling 2 fantasies at once, usually performed in front of co-workers at work.
Kyle got his promotion from performing the lousiana python in his bosses office.