Rag Rock

A wide ranging musical genre covering artists likely to appear at Lilith Fair and/or on a 15 year old girl's iPod.

Typical song topics include "I have feelings no one else understands", "I'm not popular but I thrive on my uniqueness" and "Pointless chorus that will be used as a Facebook status"

Tommy: I thought you were going to meet us at Murphy's last night.

Steve: Yeah, Steph dragged me to a Rag Rock concert in the park. On the bright side the $9 drafts made Michelle Branch 1% less shitty.

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Rag Squirrel

A man or woman that is very hairy- does not shave. A very dirty person, often looks like some unsanitary creature that hides in the forest. It is used as an insult.

Dude 1: Eww, is that a man or a woman ?

Dude 2: It's a woman..

Dude 1: ........But they have a beard and chest hair..

Dude 2: They're just a rag squirrel.

War Rag

The cloth material of choice used over and over again to clean up sperm after masturbation. A war rag will typically be used for months before seeing a washing machine, hence it has seen many wars. The war rag is usually found under or near a bed for easy access. Recently, war rags have been found near desktop computers due to the popularity of internet porn. War Rags may be towels, socks, dirty shirts, sweatpants, boxer shorts or any textile for that matter.

As Gary Miller was reaching for his war rag he realized it was missing. Feverishly looking for his prized possesion he found himself in the laundry room. To his dismay he saw his mother throwing his petrafied pair of boxers into the washer. His boxers were no longer his beloved war rag but now a casualty. Thinking quick, Gary decided he needed a new war rag and carefully sacraficed an old Yankees shirt worthy of and capable of handling tons of sperm, just like the Yankees themselves

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lost the rag

To Lose ones temper suddenly and become impatient.

He pissed me off so much that I totally lost the rag and punched his lights out!!!

Bus Rag

A person who has been "thrown under a bus."

I've been out sick all week and Jason has been telling everybody that I didn't go to yesterday's meeting - straight treating me like I'm some ole bus rag.

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rag

abridged version of "Douche Rag"

Damn Dan Uribe is such a rag.

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Rag Chewing

A term, normally used among ham radio operators, to indicate a period of conversation over 30 minutes. Also can be used in reference to a telephone conversation, or any contact between two people over a half an hour.

"Me and Eric rag chewed for a few hours last night about his time in the Army"

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