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1. Also known by some as "doggy style" the rear entry position is fairly easy to assume. The woman gets either on her hands and knees or lays stomach first on the bed with her lover behind her. He is on his knees or sometimes his feet, and develops leverage by grasping on to her hips. Depending on preference the man's legs can be inside of the women's legs or outside of them. Couples may wish to have the woman's legs closer together because it creates more friction between the penis and vagina.
I like the doggy style!
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When you are getting ready to sit on the toilet and find that as you hit the seat your pooping, and you are done in just a few seconds.
Fred: Leaves the bathroom.
John: Dude that was fast!
Fred: Yeah it was a rear view mirror poop.
John: Whats that mean?
Fred: Objects are closer then they appear!
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Same as rear admiral, but performed while the man is engaged in vaginal sex with the woman.
The long stream of discoloration on the carpet marked our repeated attempts at performing a rear admiral (lower half).
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A sex position in which partner one wraps their legs around partner two while choking them. Partner two is to be limp.
Wow Brett did a rear naked choke hold on me last night and it was exhilarating
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Same as rear admiral, but performed while the man is engaged in anal sex with the woman.
This is a pun on the naval grades of rear admiral (lower half) and read admiral (upper half) which are equivalent to an army/marine/air force brigadier general and major general respectively.
Light brown stains with red sprinkles testified to my first successful completion of a Rear Admiral (Upper Half) in the lobby of the motel 6.
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A pyronecrobeastiphiliac who exudes unusually large quantities of gas, which when done simultaneously may result in massive explosions.
Timmy: Do you see that mushroom cloud over there?
Billy: Holy shit! Someone must have been having sex with burning dead baby animals while farting again.
Timmy: It must have been a Rear Admiral Poesh Dog Square Pants.
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Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.
Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.