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When you and your partner are engaging in anal sex doggystyle position and you're about to ejaculate, you kick your legs clear off the bed with the soles of your feet parallel to the ceiling and balance your weight on your partners back to a completed rectal endo or anal endo.
After watching reruns of doogie howser MD I gave my partner an acute rectal endo.
The 'Rectal Endo' is the medical term used to describe this sexual right of passage and the 'Anal Endo' is the more commonly used street slang.
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The brown stuff that comes out of your cake hole.
Bob: Hey, i really need a crap!
Joe: Well hurry up dude we dont want rectal toffee everywhere!
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The act of putting ones anus up to a strainer and then shooting diarrhea through the strainer to give the effect of rain. This maneuver is recommended to do upon the face of a prisoner, a sleeping child, or any other unexpected organism.
I made rectal rain all over my cat.
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The fear of having Smurfs living in your butthole.
Gargamel was afraid to take a dump because of his chronic Rectal Smurfobia.
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When some poor bastard has been badly constipated for ages and finally manages to go..... The bowel movement that follows is so horrifically brain bursting that it literally feels like the arse is going to detatch itself from the rest of the body...
Can also apply to the result of too much bum love....
*helen goes to the loo, hoping that this time she will be in luck and finally manage to empty her bowels..*
helen: "OHMYGOD!!!! JIM I THINK MY ARSE IS GOING TO FALL OFF!!!!!"
jim: "dont worry, i will look up rectal detatchment online, im sure we can fix it dear"
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This is a condition where your ass muscles are attached to your eye muscles; it gives you a shitty outlook on life.
He is so depressing, he must have rectal retinitis.
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A person usually male who likes to have fun via other mens anal passage. inserting himself into the rear, therefore making him a rectal ranger. Sometimes used as an insult to a straight guy, another word for gay or queer.
"Shut the fuck up Eddie you're such a rectal ranger.
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