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The fear of having Smurfs living in your butthole.
Gargamel was afraid to take a dump because of his chronic Rectal Smurfobia.
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The brown stuff that comes out of your cake hole.
Bob: Hey, i really need a crap!
Joe: Well hurry up dude we dont want rectal toffee everywhere!
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The act of putting ones anus up to a strainer and then shooting diarrhea through the strainer to give the effect of rain. This maneuver is recommended to do upon the face of a prisoner, a sleeping child, or any other unexpected organism.
I made rectal rain all over my cat.
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The nastiest possible shitstorm flying out of your ass in diarhea form
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The act of penetrating the rectal cavitiy with your penis, bottles, small rodents, feet, or any other object you manage to fit up there
Sally loves Rectal Intercourse, She is such a butt slut
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This is a condition where your ass muscles are attached to your eye muscles; it gives you a shitty outlook on life.
He is so depressing, he must have rectal retinitis.
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A person usually male who likes to have fun via other mens anal passage. inserting himself into the rear, therefore making him a rectal ranger. Sometimes used as an insult to a straight guy, another word for gay or queer.
"Shut the fuck up Eddie you're such a rectal ranger.
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