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try being a "rent-a-cop" and see how you feel after an 8 hour shift. then tell me that mall security doesn't deserve any respect.
they all laughed when the rent-a-cop asked them to leave the property after they decided to harass a mall employee.
written by a 21 year old security guard that has no interest in becoming a real police officer, only has the job because it's better than fast food
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A phrase originally meaning whenever someone can't stop obsessively thinking about something or someone, particularly something unimportant, or someone who isn't even remotely thinking about them in return.
However, due to overuse by morons, has come to just be a regurgitated, automated response to criticism of something someone doesn't want criticized. Often used as a coping mechanism whenever an actual, intelligent rebuttal can't be made.
Person 1: "I don't like this restaurant. Every time I go there, the tables and chairs are sticky and the service gets my order wrong."
Person 2 (smugly believing they are somehow making a point): "Oh yeah? Well, that restaurant is living in your head RENT FREE!!!"
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Any form of sex for compensation
"I just bought my girl dinner so you know its time for her to pay the rent."
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a SEPTA Transit Police Officer who does nothing but eat pizza and donughts and walk around major terminals, stations, and transportation centers.
I saw several rent-a-cops at the Dunkin Donughts inside Frankford Transportation Center the other day.
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Stripping to make a living, or paying your rent.
"So put your booty on duty and represent for the rent!"
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When rent for student living is due during a week off and no one pays it until the week after
Bobby: Eh! Did you hire all those hookers last night?
Joey: No, rent famine this week, couldn't even afford to buy bread.
The act of purchasing an expensive product to try or use and then returning it either when you are done with it or while you can still get a full refund for returning it.
Hey dude, I am just going to Retail Rent a new camera because I only need it to entertain me while I am traveling this week. I just have to make sure I return it in the allowed time so I get all my money back!