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will always get you food and will run 52.65 miles to get a jacket, earphones, or blankets and pillows. likes to roast people even though he is roasting them for things he does #OopsISaidIt
Ryan: "Wow you lost your wallet again? You need to get your life together"
Friend #1: "Did I tell you Ryan lost his wallet?"
Friend who lost her wallet: "Omg!"
Ryan: "But that's different"
That guy who's pretty much as rad as it gets. Down to rave on days that end in -y. Proficient with the fidget spinner. Always has fresh memes on deck. Constantly yearns for the sickest monitor setup in all the land. Even his pets radiate an aura of overall coolness. If you know a Ryan, you know that a guy with this much style can make Han Solo look like Steve Urkel.
Person 1: Hey are you coming to my party on Saturday?
Person 2: I dunno brotato chip, is Ryan gonna be there?
Person 1: I dunno Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean; I haven't asked him yet.
Person 2: Man, you know the party doesn't start until Ryan shows up.
Ryan is the type of person who will like a girl named Mary but once he gets rejected he will say to himself “I thought we were gonna have sex...” and then cry in the corner for about 24 hours
Ryan: Mary will you be my girlfriend
Mary: Hell no brown ass beaner get your Walmart brand Michael Jackson looking ass out of here damn you ugly ass hell!
Ryan Pepe: Slowly flops down
Everyone says Ryan's are good but all the Ryan's I ever met are retarded pricks who need to lower their ego but they usually do have good looks just not personalities
Me at school:I just saw Ryan
Friend:oh no...he better not come over
Ryan:hey (my name) you look like a square and a triangle tried to get it on
(An actual insult he gave me once)
One member of the Ross family which includes Sylas Ross and Shrek Ross. He enjoys spending his night with the light of the tv beaming off of his boyfriends cocks while they take turns sucking. They enjoy this every day except for Saturdays when they know they will be sore from every other night.
Person 1-"Ugh this guy is soo gay."
Person 2-"Thats Ryan ... Dont listen to him if he asks you to bend over!"
Ryan is a math and science master. He plays piano, guitar, and the trumpet. He has light hair and brown eyes. He gets perfect grades and is a tech wizard. But sometimes he shows off a little and he gets over confident.
Me: What's your name?
Ryan: I'm Ryan and I know about everything
Me: Ok?
Ryan: I know I'm awesome
Some one who is just the best at everything no one makes him sad and he is really smart and better than everyone else
"Hey,my name is ryan so im a god at ark"
"Jay, but better"