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Something only a dumbass would say…
Because Star Wars is fucking awesome!!!
Little penis man: StAr WaRs Is GaY!!! 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Boba Fett: Why don’t you take your Star Trek microass and slam it on your dick, oh wait… like you have one!!! I be 🅱️usin’ man!
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it actoully bangs apart from shit cgi however it has loads of banging cgi too
"the Star Wars Prequels are better than the original trilogy"
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When you fuck the fattest chick you know and she's laying completely naked like Jabba The Hut. Then you slime all over her body.
Tony did a dirty Star Wars on the Fat-ass substitute
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A sports bar/chinese restaurant/lame night club located in Canton Massachusetts, so named because of its strange, diverse and often brawling patrons. It is also known by its official name Golden China.
guy#1 - Dude you want to get a beer somewhere?
guy#2 - Yeah, lets go to 49 Monk Street.
guy#1 - Fuck Stoughton, lets go to the star wars bar and get us some crab rangoon and a Bass.
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An all-male party where all invited guests dress like Star Wars or Halo characters. The events are as follows
i) A series of dances commence: decor includes a disco ball, flashing lights and some accessories include anal probes and massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos
ii) techo music such as Darude - Sandstorm is played
iii) a large amount of fellatio ensues followed by several bouts of kfc knobing
iv) the fat host whose initials are generally J.S. or C.S. will begin to complain about how none of his writers for the banner are submitting articles on time
v) everyone will ejaculate (bukkake style) on the host until he shuts his KFC knobing mouth
1. jon's oltys brother was going to throw a star wars party but he decided not to since he didn't have the appropriate costumes
2. Jon renegade began to crave anonymous kfc knobing action and began to throw a star wars party in order to get some hot action/chicken
3. Jon invited his mom into the backroom and they went kfc knobing together in preparation for the impending star wars party
4. Jon dressed like the master chief from Halo and swallowed 11 cum shots and his shirt became a cum shirt
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A game that actually doesnt suck it also keep the jedi fanboys at bay
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A game that was designed around luring the majority of the Star Wars fanboys into paying $50 initially and then $15 per month in the very small hope that they could one day become a "jedi" in-game. Unfortunately, the process to become a jedi involves 50,000+ hours in the game and as such is impossible for anyone other than a loser sitting in his parents basement playing 15 hours per day.
I tried to pay rent this month but instead of working I was trying to get that next holocron so I could advance toward being a jedi in Star Wars Galaxies.
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