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Sami, Sami is an annoying kid who doesn’t shut up! He loves talking and making things worse by opening his mouth. He thinks he’s the best in the world but really isn’t. He also thinks calling people short will make his d!ck any longer, sorry Sami but it’s the opposite <3 All hail on hating sami!
A bitch who will backstab u no matter what typically quite short bad teeth and rude she’ll act one way infront of u then then talk shit behind ur back
Sami: hey, omg ur so pretty
Girl 1: ngaw thank you
*girl 1 leaves*
Sami to girl 2: omg she actually hideous 🤮
Girl 2: oh ok
Sami is the nicest, hottest, funniest person you'll ever meet. he treats women like real women and hes all about equality when it comes to race, ethnicity, etc..
Sami loves chicken sm
hes the smart and sexy guy any girl would dream for. Sami can be a very kind person only if you treat him well.. do not mess with him though
"oh look! that guys so hot bro im drooling".. "yeah obviously hes hot, I mean what do you expect from someone named Sami?"
Sami is a one heck of a girl she is a wonderfull friend. She is shy at times but once you get to know her she is crazy!
Sami how are you?
A dumbass. Showers once a week, doesn't wash his face, doesn't brush his teeth, and falls in love with every person with a vagina but never gets any. Every girl has the same reaction as the Gif.
Ronald: Jesus Christ. Sami gotta go. He smells like a dead skunk.
Sami is a intellectual little fucker. hes got the smile of a demon but the charms of an angel. as he walks past you, not only can you smell his delicate scent, you can also feel it, it is the feeling of warmth and belonging. he is the definition of human perfection, the divine form of life sent down by god himself.
"i wanna be a sami"
"damn is that a sami"
"that sami nigga is sexy"
"i hope my mum dont meet sami, i dont wanna be compared to him 24/7"
the most thot inducing man you will ever meet. he has a 11 inch dong and balls o' steel. nothing will ever kill him because he is immortal and has the power of the christian god times 4. if you meet a Sami bow down in honor and fear fore he will smite you before you can say "Sami is the coolest person i've ever met." don't even try to stop what coming because Sami has the bes abs you've ever seen and there so rock hard that you could literally cut diamonds on them. dont fuck with a sami.
Sami is so omnipantant that he could destroy that universe in less time than it takes you to say "i wish that sami were my friend hes so cool and handsome"