A Sami is smart funny fun and wise. If you have a Sami in your life keep her in it because she is the best thing ever
I love Sami
Sami has a huge horse cock. He is a lover and a fighter and a huge fucker as well. Also he is compatible with everyone and never shits his pants. He is the one. And last but not least, he is perfect and girls love him.
OMG Look it's Sami. ooo i heard he's an Nietzschean affirmationist.
honestly the worst guy to date, he'll leave u for ur friends or sm shit dude. he's so self absorbed and will leave u on delivered for weeks, mf is so annoying and cringey.
sami is an asshole
Sami is hot literally the hottest person you'll ever meet and you're lucky to have a sami as a friend. They're a hot mitski listener who likes to join discord servers and mess with them just to make them mad. The only good kaeya mains in this world. Literally one of the most supportive and coolest people you will ever meet I would die for sami :megaweary: Also a near fan and near fans r the nicest and sexiest people u will ever meet especially if their name is sami they may be an ex dazai stan but some crimes can be forgiven <33
loves their cat very much too
p1: bro have you seen sami anywhere?
p2: no they just lost a bet with their sister and had to buy her welkin
THE BEST PERSON ON EARTH, NO CONTEST
ALL YOUR OPINIONS ARE INVALID, SAMI IS THE BEST
THE SECOND ANY WORD COMES OUT HIS MOUTH, ALL EYES ARE ON HIM
HE IS THE SYMBOL OF GREATNESS.
Char: bro this Person is awesome
Ash: yea, Xe’s Sami!
THE GREATEST PERSON ON EARTH, I AM CORRECT.
YOUR OPINION IS WRONG
THEY ARE SYMBOL OF GREATNESS AND WILL AMAZE YOU EVERY TIME
Some, uncultured swine: This Persons like cool, I mean really fucking cool
Me: yea, it’s a Sami.
Some other, fucking asshole: I think this person uncool as shit!
*skiddadles away*