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Boy: who's that guy?
Girl:it's my daddy!
Boy: who?!
Girl: stfu! It's sammy wilkinson
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Sammy the strawberry is an amazing and outstanding guy who keeps the students of robloxian high healthy by threatening them
Sammy the strawberry: HEY KIDS ARE YOU EATING HEALTHY???
robloxian highschoolers: YAY SAMMY THE STRAWBERRY EVERYONES FAVORITE STRAWBERRY IS HERE TO MAKE SURE WE STAY HEALTHY BY THREATENING US!! YAY!
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Owner of the infamous Flea Market Montgomery and creator of the Flea Market Rap. After being glorified on Youtube and the Ellen Degeneres show, he achieved god-like status and now watches over the internets.
Flea Market... Montgomery... it's just like... it's just like... a Mini... MALL! - Sammy Stephens
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When your boyfriend dumps salsa on your ass before tenderly fucking you
Dude imma give you a rough salsa Sammy tonight
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The sweetest girl you will ever meet. She is absolutely beautiful and could kill you with her cuteness. She is so lovable and would never hurt anyone. she loves to laugh and can make anyone smile. A friend that you should never lose.
Sammie is so stinkin' AMAZING!
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A trans dude who steals dogs from the shelter and rapes them while listening to baby shark on repeat. it also loves eating frosted flakes, taking massive shits, and debates that ultimate frisbee is a sport.
“hi my name is sammy”
“hi my name is get the fuck away from me”
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