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A Sarah Palin

A pathetic attempt to elaborate on a faux pas by fabricating even more untruths rather than admitting to your blunder.

(Re: Palin's account that Paul Revere was ringing bells to warn the British, and the efforts following to validate her erroneous account of events).

My teenager wouldn't get up this morning, insisting that there was no school, and when I referenced the school calendar, he pulled A Sarah Palin by explaining that in 2012 it'll be a Saturday, and technically there is no school, uh, in the future, on this day, and that the school bells didn't ring yesterday so he knew they were going on and jumping ahead to the 2012 calendar...ah, since there were not that many seniors this year anyway. In fact, he didn't need to go to school at all. Anymore. Because of no bells.

by easilyamusedinVT June 8, 2011


Sarah Palinize

To gain enough awareness of the existence of an article, book, or legislative proposal to the extent that you have the confidence to make misleading pronouncements about it, without having actually read or understood it.

Hey, I Sarah Palinized the 1,017-page health care reform bill while I was brushing my teeth this morning. I heard it contains 17 separate paragraphs detailing the circumstances in which aliens will have the right to harvest your organs.

by wankleton August 13, 2009

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sarah palin

A completely and totally unqualified, and rather terrifying, Vice Presidential Nominee. Also known as a joke.

"Can you believe that John McCain chose Sarah Palin as his running mate?"

"No, I can't- the bitch is fucking crazy. She's just Bush in Heels."

by textbookenemy September 11, 2008

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sarah palin

a moron or gun nut who doesn't believe in science or telling her daughter to keep her legs crossed

Sarah Palin is a huge mistake

by minimalsidefx2 September 3, 2008

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sarah palin

Politically correct way to say โ€œFucking Retardedโ€

Dude, that guy who short changed me is totally Sarah Palin.

by The last Hope really February 10, 2010

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sarah palin

the only half-way interesting thing about john mccain's whole campaign.

No one cares about mccain, just sarah palin.

by dirtbikechick October 4, 2008

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sarah palin

a thumbs-up gesture to signal gratuitous sarcasm

After he made an outlandishly false statement, I signaled my sarcastic approval with a sarah palin.

by mojoholio November 20, 2010

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