Scissor Block

Variation of Cock Block. When a woman prevents a man from hooking up with another woman. Typically, the predatory lesbian gets to hook up with the hot girl.

"Candice completely scissor blocked Dan on the boat last night!"

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Scissor Blast

The act of colliding female genitalia together with extreme force. Similar in speed to finger blasting, yet executed with full bodies.

Nah uh! Look at that bro, those two chicks are scissor blasting each other!

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scissor fight

New Hampshire band, that dress like rednecks. with zepplin riffs with songs like "granite state destroyer"
"Were survivalists, in the wilderness, our battle cry LIVE FREE OR DIE"

I got deaf from the scissor fight show

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safety scissors

A set of scissors meant to be used by children which reduce the chance of injury. There are many adults who should also be limited to the use of these "tools".

Hank - "Man, look at that gash on Glen's hand!!"

Trevor - "Yep, that guy should have stuck to the safety scissors!"

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meat scissors

Also known as dick scissors, this instrument is used to sever the penis from the body.

"Watch it asshole, I've got me some meat scissors"

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Scissor split

A sexual position for a male and female, much like the scissor sister position for lesbians, where both the male and female open their legs and inter-twine with eachother, with the male thrusting into the female's pussy. For increased penetration, the female can grip onto the males thigh.

You never guess what position she let me do her in last night...the scissor split!

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scissor packer

A low voltage technician, someone who works in the communication field. A telephone installer.

"The electricaians are finished , now to call the scissor packers"

"The new guy used to work as a scissor packer"

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