When a couple is fuckin' on the beach, the guy digs a small hole. the guy sticks his penis in the hole, and then he puts it back into the girl, in whichever hole he seems fit.
hey man, u ever heard of a rusty king scorpion.
yeah, i did it to your mom last night.
were in south dakota.
...fuck you
A discarded hypodermic needle commonly found in large metropolitan areas, abandoned by IV drug users and irresponsible diabetics after use.
Friend: "Hey i'm going skating today at Wells Fargo."
Me: "Careful around there, lots of urban scorpions. Don't fall and get stung."
Friend: "Dude I have Hep C anyway no worries fam"
One who has never heard of urbandictionary, and therefore MUST have been living under a rock.
Mario had never heard of urbandictionary? What an urban scorpion!
After you have eaten to much taco bell and you're are laying in bed and you take a gamble on the fart and you now have to replace your bed because you had spicy diarrhea
I probably shouldn't have eaten those spicy burritos because it turned me into a sheet scorpion
As a scorpion fail is happening, Bill Cosby slips something in.
Have you heard about Steve Harvey getting the sneaky scorpion last night?
Diana as a scorpion is very smart and cunning. She loves her family and friends. She walks with faith and confidence. Her greatest trait is walking away from drama. She does not care about politics or kissing ass. She is invincible and when she loves she loves hard. Her life is simple and never lives above her salary. She is harsh when she says no and believes in NO requires no explanation. She admires true sincere and friends with integrity. What goes around comes around, therefore, she sits back and watches Karma take its course. Revenge is no longer important to her. Diana has learned that we all end up in the same place! 6 FT under and you can’t take your material things with you. A true scorpion Diana admires true talent and knows that being powerful is lady strength. Challenges are looked upon as a lesson to learn. Scorpion Diana is always a leader. She will fix your crown and keep it to herself. Think gently about shaking the world! “Gandhi” she is beautiful inside & out. She is brutally honest. She has integrity. She picks & chooses her battles. She is strong and loves deeply. A scorpion Diana is definitely a must have friend. Always thinking like a queen, for she protects her king! A Scorpio Diana will be admired for surviving the traps that were set up for her, she is not curious and happiness is her ultimate goal. All the good Scorpio Diana are definitely a little crazy!
One of the OG c-ops players.
Scorpion started raiding servers and hacking in the game late 2020. Most people know him as the “Discord Roadman” due to him being known for beefing the community.
Scorpion c-ops is a real G