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Something u say when you or you and your friends are screwed
Joe: Hey Brother wanna go see a movie this weekend
Brother: I would but I checked the tickets for the movie I saw and they ran out of tickets so to me it seems that…Scotland is fucked
Used in reference to continuous sporting disappointment. To snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory. To throw away a winning position normally completely of your own making. To provide false hope to a nation that you might just reach a modest sporting achievement only to crash everyone back down to earth with a full on double dose of reality.
We were 5-0 with a minute of the game left but then ended up totally Scotlanding it.
We’re winning but I have a horrible feeling we’re going to end up Scotlanding it.
I Honestly thought we were going to do it today, but then I remembered we always end up Scotlanding it!
The feeling of not being able to relax on game day when you think your sports team is going to let you down like the Scottish rugby team does every six nations
I'm really Scotlanding about the Leicester Tigers game later today
I can't believe we were Scotlanding before today's game. We totally smashed them in the shock absorber
Those Man Utd fans must be Scotlanding right now. up against their better and mightier foes: Man City
The friends of Rexasaurus of Scotland
Hey look its Rexasaurus of Scotland’s Frineds.
When someone is unexpectedly really dry after periods of being radio silent; Abruptly stopping texting, calling, or any communication, sometimes in a cryptic way.
A: Ugh, she was supposed to get back from her trip a few days ago and I haven’t heard from her!
B: Has she become a corpse stuck in Scotland?
A: Yeah what the hell, it’s just like she up and died or something
A mixed beverage containing scotch, whiskey, bols liqueur and sprite or 7up.
Hey Barkeep! I'll have a King O' Scotland, and don't skimp on the ice!
no party cos we fuckin lost bois - means ur mum is actually gay because there is no scotland and subsequently no party. as a result, there is not only no scotland, and no party, but there is also a 3-1 defeat to croatia and "no party" modric who literally lives up zidans bumhole. fuck john mcginn, jk love you please get us into the world cup. also - no scotland no party