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The point in time when you realise that the way your parents have brought you up are a detriment to your life forever more.
It can range from not knowing how to catch a train to being time limited even if the sun's still up.
Guy1: So when are you gonna go home?
Guy2: Can you give me a lift?
Guy1: Just take the bus home dude, it's not that far.
Guy2: But my parents don't like me taking the bus at night.
Guy1: Dude. It's only 6, it's summer and the sun's still up. You'll live.
Guy3: Man, you're so life screwed.
When a employee goes and gets lunch for coworkers and comes back with the wrong order you get food screwed.
Chris food screwed me again! I ordered the burrito bowl from chipotle and that doofus came back with the burrito.
Something that is completely messed up.
Those new recruits look like a kangaroo screw.
Popular fastener in engineering. Most common name for self drilling screws. Named after the feared motorbike gang member Roger the Bastard.
You can just roger screw it on
A screw mate is a roommate who you happen to have casual sex with every now and then. It can even be a progressive thing where you start as occupying an apartment together to occupying each other’s beds and bodies from time to time.
Friend: “You wouldn’t believe what happened last night with Brad and I...”
Me: “Did you guys get into an argument about the dishes being left out?”
Friend: “No bro, we became screw mates, even though he’s straight.”
Me: “What is a screw mate?”
Friend: “You know, it’s where you’re living together as friends and happen to screw every now and then... mates who screw for fun.”
Me: “Sounds like the plot to a porn...”
a word meaning your doing something that your going to regret
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a mixed drink of vodka and orange juice
Nothing spells date rape like vodka and orange juice
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