NOUN
When thots appear in greater numbers than usual.
-Usually because of warmer weather when short shorts are wearable
-Usually in school
-Also around girl scout cookie season
The season ends around June or early July
Jerry: Hey Harry, there are a lot of thots around here.
Harry: Well don't you know? It's thot season.
Jerry: Thot Season?
Harry: When there is an abnormal amount of THOTS!
A phase in which a person states that he/she is about to come across a great deal of money by any means necessary.
Person 1: Yo son!!! its 2008, whats good?
Person 2: Its Gwap Season Homie!!!
Person 1: I hear dat!!!
When your asshole friend stops you from seasoning food on your own grill
Oh man! Jason just totally season blocked Aaron!
This is a devastating mental illness that people suffer at the change of season. One refuses to accept the season has changed and dresses rather inappropriately for the current temperature.
"Look at that stupid bitch with season confusion. She is wearing short shorts and it's only 15 degrees."
A time when you only try to pull girls that are 180lbs+
It's ferda
Patrick: "Bro look at that bitch. Huskey Season?"
Graham: "Bro it is Huskey Season"
Patrick: "Huskey Season Ferda"
The proven theory that penises are smaller during winter and therefore cant be measured reliably during these months.
It was the first time she saw my penis, but due to seasonal shrinkage i made a bad impression.