Cedar girls' secondary school

One of the top secondary schools in Singapore (it is an elite school) and possibly one of the best schools at sports.
If you get into Cedar, you are really smart, but once you graduate you are smart and athletic.

Known for:
Academic excellence
Loudest cheers
Sporty girls
Great environment

Weakness:
Bad location

(P.S. Sick of getting confused with Crescent girls, we do not want to be associated with them at all - We are CGSS not CGS)

What school are you from?
Oh im from Cedar girls' secondary school
Oh wow, you must be really smart and good at sports
Yes I worked hard for PSLE to get into an elite school

Teck Whye Secondary School

Very gay. Got boys who want to touch your kkb and ass. Will go to the extent of chasing you down to touch you or try to finger your ass.

parent 1 :How was Teck Whye Secondary School.
kid : I got an STD.

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Serangoon Garden secondary school

A school that is famous for its scandals and also stories of staff preying on students.
(Namely the principal and the Teacher CCA in charge of band)

John: Eh u heard of the school that the principal molest the student anot?
Ray: oh you mean Serangoon Garden Secondary School isit?
John: Yah he prey on the male students somemore
Ray: serious ah?

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North Vista Secondary School

F***cking lame school that has diifferent timetables for odd and even weeks which is f***cking troublesome. Wearing uniforms on Mondays is ok but NOT WHEN YOU HAVE A COLLAR BADGE TO PUT ON. Why must be so troublesome uniform need collar badge one. If you are looking forward to go to a secondary school that gives you advantage of letting you have your phone whole day, don't come to NVSS. Every morning there's a phone box with envelopes to put your phones in. NOT EVEN RECESS OR BREAK U CAN USE. Not gonna force juniors not to come NVSS, but if you hate all these, you won't like secondary school life here. Don't make the wrong choice like I did

Junior: I want to go North Vista Secondary School next year so that I can see you everyday!
You: Don't go my school lah there not nice one

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St Hildas Secondary school

St hildas secondary school is the joyous unification of nuturing amazing volleyball teams and gang recruitment. Weekly ambulance and police visits are a must

I went to St hildas secondary school and soon after constantly posted on my ig stories if anyone wanted to buy vape

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Hove park secondary school

A fucking shithole that needs to be closed down

Jimmy said “hove Park secondary school is a fucking shithole,it needs closing down. Don’t know why anyone would come here.”

Riam Road Secondary School

Riam Road Secondary School is a Chinese Independent School in Miri, Sarawak. Even though it is a CIE school, hardly anyone in it takes the UEC which makes the school quite a shammmm. Teenagers who come here get high on the weekends because there is a culture of avid drinking and partying! Over the past 10 years, 5 girls have gotten pregnant from Riam School because there isn't any Sex-ed here since it is still a taboo to speak about it even though the CEO; Dato' Dr. Fong Onn Min jokes about it all the time. The CEO is also a FWB with his ACEO Mrs. Chan which is pretty cool in the 21st Century. However, The school prides itself for having one graduate who is now studying in Oxford University in the UK. If you do want to make a mark in the world and shout slogans like "If you want, you surely can" for 5 continuous years, feel free to Admit yourself to Riam School! You'll regret the decision for quite some time until you meet a hot gal here!

Sup bro, where you goin after Primary 6( 7th grade)?
"Im goin to Riam Road Secondary School"
going there to get laid and flunk your SPM(O levels/GCSE)?
"hell yea"

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