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An idea or thought which is planted when one is sober, but refers to a time when you will be drunk. Normally a joke, if the seed grows with alcohol intake it will cause your drunken brain to remember it. This will result in you repeating the joke again and again throughout the night, on the basis that 'It was funny when I was sober, therefore must be funny now'
The idea of a 'beer jacket' was comical whilst sober, however as the sober seed sprouted, Dave had begun running around the party naked shouting 'I'm not cold, I have my beer jacket on'
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To bust a nut into someone. Typically males do this action into a female. Seeding feels very good and make you shine on a cloudy day. You can seed yourself if you get rather excited. Seeding makes the world go around. Every time one male seeds, the world 1/2 mph. So go bust a nut when you feel like it, if you want the world to spin faster and make the days shorter. Do us all a favor and seed someone.
I want to seed someone so that a feel like a ray of sunshine. Who cares if they get pregnant.
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cum that comes out of your dick when:
A) Your having sex
or
B) Your jackin off to a nice website that can't give you herpies
my girl was givin me head when she said " Bitch, you shot fuck seed down my throat!"
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the flossiest move one can drop or do. It often occurs when the dropper of the seed is out of his or her dome.
To plant the seed means to
1) plant a male seed (a colony of sperm) into the female counterpart.
2) to drop a flossy move on a girl to show you are interested in her. AKA to start a relationship without any commitment.
Dude - i think I am going to plant the seed...I told her to text me....
or
I heard Jim planted the seed with his swizzle stick last night....Better look into plan B jim....
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1. remnants at the bottom of a bag of marijuana 2. anything or anyone worthless
That square's all shake and seeds.
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When one has finished downloading porn/pr0n and leave the files available so other may download (upload) said porn from you. Usually done with bit torrent and helps to boost your uplaod download ratio on particular trackers. Most sites enforce a ratio policy so others can get what they want and not have leechers.
As you can watch porn while seeding porn not only are you sharing the love - you can still feel good afterwoods!
"I need to get my ratio back up to 1:1"
"Dude, seed your porn"
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"I keep my ratio healthy by seeding porn"
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