The Ship is Sailing

When you want 2 people to date you ship them, when they do end up dating, that’s when “the ship is sailing”

Hey! Did you hear that jack and Leslie are finally together?

No way! The ship is sailing!

Piece of Ship

The phrase spoken by cheeky kids who are trying to hide their swearing and cussing from their parents.

Kid: "You're a real piece of ship Donny!"

Mother: "Watch your language."

Kid: "I said ship you stupid cunt."

Eating the ship

The term of eating the ship is to, “ getting really fat or, being too dirty for eating

Man, you are ‘eating the ship’ that too much

Ship's Mast

To tie belts to both front doors of a car. Then while speeding, climbing out through the passenger window, grabbing the belts and laying on the hood at high speeds. As seen in the movie Grindhouse.

Kim: owh hell no! you said were were never, ever, going to play ship's mast again!

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SHIP IT HOLLA

exp. please push me the pot of chips i just won, thank you sir.

maltz: i can't believe you just sucked out on me with that jack on the river
karthik: SHIP IT HOLLA!

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Bull ship

Charging ridiculous shipping prices. I.E $25 for a $2 item. Nearly every place but Zappos.

"OH MY JONAS! I can't wait to get this Arabian wife for $20! Wait... $1,000 for shipping?! That's bull ship!"

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Pro-ship

Someone who believe any ship is valid, no matter the relation between the character as it is fictional

(Ex : shipping people shipping todoroki and dabi,all might and deku, the twin in ouran high school, the brothers in supernatural,diavolo and trish in jjba)

The word can be interchanged with anti-anti

"Oh you're pro-ship ? Why ???"

"Because it's fictional, so it doesn't hurt anyone"

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