Have you ever started to describe a situation as crap but realised too late that this doesn't adequately describe the severity of the situation?
Enhance your audience's ability to grasp the true severity of the situation, without wasting valuable time restarting your narrative, by evolving crap into crappity-shite.
Saturday night TV is really crappity-shite at the moment.
Rambling on about stuff you have never really thought through before. Usually any opinions will lack substance, although they are often phrased in a way that makes you sound intelligent and well educated. Often includes hot takes and seemingly deep questions.
“Do you ever wonder if we are living in a simulation? Ooh I wonder if anyone I know has experienced a glitch in the matrix, i heard that it can all be put down to this quantum mechanical theor-“
“Oh would you ever shut up and stop shite talking”
The Irish way of saying shit for brains
Did you really put a pizza in the oven for 30 minutes without turning the fucking oven? Come on, shite for brains, use common sense!
something that lacks quality. Pronounced *SOOP-UR SH-IGHT*
“I don’t fuck with western movies anymore. Them movies is super shite, they are fucking lame”.
The act of taking a stinging sloppy shit the morning or afternoon after a night out on the guiness or a very spicy meal/pizza. Worst case scenario involves breathlessness and possible vomiting during shitting.
Was out on the ale last night mate, fucking had the wild shites all morning.
When a man and a woman screw and the man is too tired to go to the shitter and shits on her tits.
DOOOD!,Kevin tit-shited on Casey!
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Intentional mispronunciation of shit.
Former WBCN disc jockey Nik Carter used to say "shite" on the radio, as if to get away with it.
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