shrimp on the barbie

a phrase that NO australian ever says. EVER.

" lets never put a shrimp on the barbie."

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Stoned as a shrimp

Originating from the Dutch saying "Zo stoned als een garnaal", it is the expression of being extremely high from weed, or hash. It became extremely popular in the Netherlands after the hit song "Stoned als een garnaal" by comedy duo Van Kooten en De Bie.

Many foreign travelers, especialy ones staying at youth hostels copied the saying and shared it abroad, directly translated.

"So, did you use any of the weed you found?"
"Yeah man, we were stoned as a shrimp.

shrimp ring

Your anal sphincter; your asshole.

She wrecked Pete's shrimp ring with a strap-on; now it looks like he's missing a few shrimps.

flinging the shrimp

A male who sends pictures of his small penis to many men/women they have an interest in, in the hope that one responds. The term ‘shrimp’ is used because they are small.

‘Mate did you send nudes to Julia?’
‘I sent nudes to everyone on tinder last night in the hope that one would bite!’
‘Mate you need to stop flinging the shrimp across tinder! It’s not on! Keep it in the tank’

Lil Shrimp

Aye this dude a real rapper
Listen to fuckin Wawa
Square the fuck up nigga cuz your momma MILF is gonna get her fat ass pounded by my big black cock bitch

Lil shrimp ain't no fuckin bitch, nigga!

shrimp on a barbie

Woojin

*woojin in a high pitched voice* SHRIMP ON A BARBIE

blackened shrimp

Added permanently to the menu of all locations in and around the Gulf of Mexico through the remainder of the decade. Maybe longer.

Waitress (motioning toward the live catch display tank): "In there? Why, that's our own blackened shrimp - caught local and delivered 'fresh for these waters' just this morning. Now, how would you like that prepared? Original UK recipe or Cajun Style?"

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