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Silent but Violent

When one is able to fart quietly but still keep the awful aroma circulating.

John: Dude did you you just pull a silent but violent?

Mike: No, but I think it was Emily. She's had a hostory of them.

by jisherjally September 11, 2013

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Silent Revision

Any update to a product that is sold in the same model designation as the previous variation.

Sennheiser made a silent revision to their HD600 headphones

by Hoytmaster February 6, 2020

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


silent morning

A morning in which is free of talking from the girl you just boned the night before.
or
a morning where you wake up and find out the girl has left...leaving the room quiet and peaceful

"Man, last night I boned this boom broad and the next morning she smiled at me and then eventually left. No hassles, no strings attached...was the best silent morning I ever had"

by Don Stefano June 4, 2006

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Silent Alarm

The act of teabagging a sleeping person, waking them up in the process.

I could feel his nuts on my face...it was a total silent alarm.

by Victor Lewis October 21, 2007

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


silent football

A game with a very strict set of rules. It is ran by Mr. Dick Tater. Players may call him any variation of the words dick, and potato. The game is started with the customary tip-of-the-hat, and the customary shaloob. The ball is then put in play by Mr. Tallywhacker Beerfries. Players may "thwap", by slapping their thighs in the direction they wish to send the ball. Players may not alter the direction of the thwapping. Players may also "Zoom" by making eye-contact with another player, and pointing their elbow at the player. Players cannot "thwap a thwap thwap", or Use a thwap three times in rapid succession, unless it is all done by one player, before anyone else has thwapped. This also goes for Zooming. Players must raise their hand and be called on by Mr. Penis Potato. All players must address each other with the Title of Mr. or Ms.. Players may not use any pronouns. The breaking of any rules is rewarded with Penance points. The player with the most penance points at the end of the game "wins" and must do a dare.

Paul: Hey, lets play silent football!

Group: HELL YEAH! I'm sick of contact.

Paul: I call Dick-tater. Customary tip of the hat!

Group: customary tip of the hat

Paul: Customary shaloob

Group: Customary shaloob

Paul: The ball is now in play, all rules are now in effect.

by Matthew Raymond Keller August 17, 2008

36πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Silent Rage

Silent Rage

A well known person in vdr who drops his pants on pal exposing himself religiously. His many bbe partners are forced to help him get off. He is an old nasty fart, who is hairy as an ape.

Claims to use Vampires Dark Rising as a stress relief for killing punks on there.

Silent Rage

I love smiling and touching myself. I love an good audience looking at my wrinkled twig and berries.

by Δ‘arΖ™y October 19, 2016

18πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Silent Hill

An extremely fucked up survival horror game made for the psone. This games take what you know about horror and rips out it's guts and stangles it with them.
The movie is also very true to the video game with pleanty of the same diologue. I Reccomend the movies and games 1-3 because 4 is kinda out there and I didn't enjoy it.

"Home! Silent Hill!"

by Kazegirl September 10, 2006

38πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž