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The most rachet girl you could ever lay eyes on. Feral as anything and could go months without brushing her teeth.
"Dude did you hear about last night?"
"Yes, it was a huge Simone, worst night of my life"
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1. defines AIDS.
2. if someone is being unfathomably pathetic.
Person: She's overreacting again.
Another Person: She's pulling a simon?
Person: Yeah.
Another Person: :/
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A fucking piece of shit. Usually a terrible friend and is a jerk. Has a super tiny penis and in rare cases has a vagina. Has a dumb fuck. Usually has retarded hair. No one will ever want to fuck a Simon.
Stop being a Simon.
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a kid that takes two games to warm up and one game to cool down at bowling.
He wishes he was as good with the ladies as he was with quick scoping.
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1. pwn in a street race
2. Wax
3. Turn and burn
4. what happens to glenn's car when he races a minivan
WOOOO! VR4 Baby! We waxed em!
Simonize that shiat! Who's your father?
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A tall brunette slut who every guy wants to get in bed with. She seems like a tomboy but is a total savage in bed. Virgin? Nah, se put out when she was 12.
Guy 1: Guess what!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Simone fucked me last night!
Guy 2 passes out
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The Defination for the Word simon is:
an enormous, hairy dump that tickles your insides as it slides out!
Jesus christ, that was one hell of a simon, it fully made me intestines laugh!!!!
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