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Sir Thomas

When you flop your soft dong onto a table full of men to assert dominance.

I walked into a bar and didn't know anyone, so I walked up to a table of bikers and gave them a Sir Thomas.

by Butt Coat September 7, 2022


Sir Butthurt

•Someone who gets easily offended/butthurt about everything
•Someone wants to start an argument for no reason

He was being a Sir Butthurt yesterday

by SirSagtron July 2, 2016


Sir Vestalot

Any guy that wears an outerwear vest to the office or a night on a town in an attempt to class up their outfit. These guys usually have an assortment of vests in their clothing arsenal.

Bro..you see Chuck over there by the copier with his Vest again? Yeah son...that dude is a Sir Vestalot!

by moffboy February 7, 2017


Sir Adamus

Doesn't remember being a king. Or the 15th incarnation of Buddha. Or having a wife.

What the hell was he doing that night?

My memory is just as bad as Sir Adamus's!

by Sir Adamus September 18, 2010


sir lacrosse

doesnt like to answer questions ; is very mean ; gesbian :has a period pillow ; pretends to play lacrosse

no one likes sir lacrosse

by can i see ur chungus April 19, 2019


Sir Chadswick

Sir Chadswick is an alpha, evolved, senior version of the Alpha Chad; A true gentleman who is the literal definition of badass. He can be James Bond's twin brother. He is rich. Has a nice humongous long 15 in schlong. Is funny charismatic and enthusiastic. And has a proper English accent.

If you are a Chadswick I envy you.

Breaking News: Sir Chadswick was seen today donating millions of dollars to dozens of charities.

by yup lord November 11, 2020


Sir Roleo

'Sir Roleo' of House Mcflurry is a term used when you get a mcflurry from mcdonalds which has rolos and oreos mixed together.

Girl: I just ate a sir roleo . Best experience of my life

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ qaz June 22, 2016