Slow Rush

When a group or individual slowly and casually approaches another group or individual from a distance, gaining the attention and curiosity of those being approached. When the approacher(s) get close, they proceed to suddenly and violently beat the shit out of fucking everyone, catching them completely off guard.

Typical behavior while performing the slow rush involves putting one's hood up, covering one's mouth with one hand and letting the other arm hang and move from side to side while walking, leaning slightly forward, and having one's head move around erratically due to scanning for cops in the area. The behavior is noticeably suspicious, but does not alert the victims of the oncoming vicious assault. It serves only to gain the curiosity of the victims so they are drawn in and wonder what in the fuck you are doing.

Opening attacks just as the victims are approached tend to be the sucker punch to the face, the sucker slap to the face, putting the victim in the clinch and then performing repeated running knees to the the gut and groin, judo throwing them to the ground, or explosively tackling them, mounting them, and punching their face.

Joe: Yo look at those douchebag kids over there

Jesse: Yeah, let's go slow rush those mother fuckers

Joe + Jesse: *put hoods up*

Joe: Let's do this

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slow food

slow food is the opposite of fast food. In other words a sit down restaurant of some sort or anything that is not McDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell, Subway, Wendy's, KFC, Blimpie, etc.. You get the point.

coined by A. I. 10/22/2008

Bunch of people in the car:

Guy1: Man i'm starvin sons!
Guy2: Shit, me too! What you wanna eat?
Guy3: I'm down with whatever, how about some BK?
Guy4: Fuck that shit! I want some slow food for a change. Sit down and relax for a bit you know.
Guy2: Yeah I hear ya brotha. Lets go get some steaks at Mastro's.

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slow roll

When playing poker the person with the best possible hand takes forever to call an all in. Not nice, generally only done by people who hate each other.

Player 1 has pocket aces
player 2 goes all in
player 1 waits the entire clock then calls at the last second

player 2: "thanks for the slow roll douche!"

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Drive Slow

keep a low profile;act casual

yo drive slowtheirs mad cops round' here

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captain slow

nickname given to James May of Top Gear on BBC. he earned the title through losing almost all competitions held between the three hosts of the show and for his generally slow driving style.

"Sorry were so slow. James May is driving."- jeremy clarkson
"We've got captain slow behind the wheel of a diesel towing a caravan."- jeremy clarkson
"I really enjoy this speed. And I'm captain slow."- james may

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Zetta slow

Particularly slow. Often used in an insulting manner.

"So zetta slow!" Shô Minamimoto (The World Ends with You)

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The Slow Climb

From the cosmo website:

" You'll never see missionary position the same way again. "While on your back, put a pillow under your butt, lift your hips, and bring your legs up and back toward your shoulders, as though you're folding in half," says Solot. This move allows him better ease of thrusting and deeper penetration — a perk for both of you. Plus, it can stimulate your G-spot. But consider this a warm-up — you're getting the zone primed for a more intense orgasm. Once your G-spot feels sufficiently stroked, put your legs down and have him get into coital-alignment-technique (CAT) position. "He's on top, but he lifts his pelvic bone upward, aligning it with your clitoris," says sex therapist Gloria Brame, PhD. "Then he rocks against the area until you peak." "The legs-up position is a slow burn that brings you to the brink and increases sensitivity. Then the addition of clitoral rubbing takes you over the edge in a bigger way than if you had done CAT alone," adds Brame. "

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/sex/your-orgasm-guaranteed-2

Even though the slow climb is a sex position from the cosmo website, it can really help us guys out...

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