When a man with his pubes shaved into the form of a hitler stash jumps on a trampoline shaking his smegma everywhere smacking every dwarf in town.
My friend Jim got hit with Tylers aluminated smegma shake.
A phrase used to emphasize surprise, similar to “WTF” or “WTH”. In addition to a surprise element, it adds a rather disgusting emotional response.
Is that your mom’s prolapsed butthole? What the smegma!
That guy that never washes his dick and always stinks up the room when his pants are off.
Person 1: What is that smell???
Person 2: Oh, it's just smegma smith taking a schwack.
An unknown entity who steals and collects the crusty smegma off cut/un-cut men while they are sleeping.
The Smegma Stealer stole my dick particles!