guy 1: hey man, eating some smeggies (smeggies; plural form of smegma. preferably dried up and eaten in little crisps) and thought of you.
guy 2: can i join?
Connor, Andrew, and Brady’s band.
“damn have you heard of smegma, they’re my favorite”
Smegma is a combination of shed skin cells, skin oils, and moisture. It occurs in both male and female mammalian genitalia
For example: daiton garside has stinky smegma 24/7 (he needs a wash)
a way to insult a "pretend sigma"
random twelve year old: *says a homophobic comment*
people with common sense: look at that SMEGMA!
sMeGmA gAng gAng follow sMeGmA gAng on YouTube and watch our SiCk aSs vLog
person 1: hey what’s up
me: SMEGMA GANG FUCK OFF
this is a yummy substance that tastes like cheese and grows on penisses. Its edible and quite good
that boy's got a lot of smegma nice