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when your toes smell worse than a moldy fart on a wiener all inside a sweaty baseball helmet. This stench can be smelt over 6 smelly poos in a mosh pit, it's stronger than that!
janet's gay
ohhhhhhhhhh youve got smelly toes!!!!!!!
A person with a bad odour who is also a nonce rouge
What a smelly nonce he is
My friend damian is smelly and doesnt like females, only males
I have a freind named damian, hes smelly, smelly damian
When two me are embracing each other and one of the men squats over the other man's face and inserts a head of cabbage into the other man's anus. The man with the cabbage in his anus then projectile fires the cabbage all over the second mans face and proceeds to smell it.
Brad and I just did that smelly cabbage thing from TV.... It was amazing!
Hey do you want to try the smelly cabbage? I heard it is great!
Jill tried to do the smelly cabbage with me and I said I can' t because she isn't a bro.
When you lean forward usually to pull up your pants in a public bathroom, and your turd breaks off long ways and does a front to back sideways splash, splashing toilet water from the bowl up onto your ass
I was dropping a deuce at work and an coworker walked in, I pulled my pants up from around my ankles as I was braking one off and it did a Smelly Flop into the bowl.
a very smell individual who cannot figure out why he has been given this obscene alias
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When there is a power cut/blown bulb that occurs in the toilet mid-poo, and you have to use the strobe light application on your iPhone to illuminate the room to complete the wiping portion of the job.
For a "proper" smelly disco, the toilet in question cannot contain any windows, and must be shrouded in complete darkness. Alternatively, a windowed room is acceptable if it is dark outside. To benchmark the level of darkness, one should try body popping while the strobe is blinking.
Bonus points are received for playing music, making use of glow sticks (not to be confused with poo sticks) and/or being in fancy dress.
Optionally, techno music and a few lines of cheap whiz can be added if a smelly rave is preferred.
Hipster one: "Did you have a power cut last night?"
Hipster two: "Yea, I was just having a dump. Luckily, my iPhone was handy for a smelly disco".
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