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A Fake Smile

AKA: Pan Am smile or Botox smile.

To deliver withering insults with a faux sweet smile. It's a socialized way for high ranking classy women/men who have to refrain from stooping to their haters level when in reality, they're desperately wishing that the person would be decapitated by a flying toilet carrying their own trots and any bullshit that the looseness of their bowels cannot carry.

A fake smile can also be used to replace the middle finger or a punch to the mouth to those who don't seem to understand that you could not care less of what they think of you. Their jealousy is a good indication that you must be an awesome person of the highest calibre to spark such fury, envy and outrage.

by The flying toilet February 7, 2018


Chicago smile

When someone has their throat cut from ear to ear, it is known as a Chicago smile.

He squealed. The mob gave him a Chicago smile.

by Old paratrooper December 30, 2010

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debate smile

The forced smile that a person in a spotlighted position adopts in reaction to an opponent's attack during a verbal spar as a way to save face in front of an audience and to keep the mood seemingly friendly.

Senator Biden flashed his debate smile when Governor Palin accused him of voting for a federal tax raise.

by JMPetersen October 3, 2008

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grassy smile

When someone has pieces of lettuce/green vegetables in their teeth

Uh Julia, you have a grassy smile....after eating all that Kale again

by Youheardcorrectly July 20, 2018

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boobie smile

a creepy smile created by a person. eyes are in a large fixed position while smiling widely with teeth showing.

Annie showed us a pedo smile. Chris showed us a boobie smile.

by Ananaymous May 18, 2011

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Thai Smile

A "smile" where the eyes are nearly closed, but the teeth are showing. This smile is typical for Thai girls when they are getting assfucked by a British tourist. It occurs at the exact moment where the "money" is flowing in. Money that they desperately need to provide for their starving families. When done correctly, this smile will instantly cheer up the room: the same smile is also worn by the similarly short-statured, loud-mouthed, generally obnoxious Gilbert Gottfried.

Book Thai Smile Airways flight tickets & get up to โ‚น15,000 cashback.

by ThaiSmile December 11, 2018

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second smile

a cut across the neck

Imma cut ya, give ya a second smile really nice.

by The sexual ninja April 11, 2010

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