smokey colon

the result of someone blowing smoke up my ass.

"Hey, did you talk to the boss about getting a raise?"
"Yep."
"Did he give you the money?"
"No, he just gave me the old smokey colon."

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Smokey Mountains

When there is a hookah, or other smoking object, going around a room and someone is sitting in the circle and forgot to wear a belt. When another member of the group notices that they have half of the ass hanging out of their pants the member proceeds to blow the smoke down their friends pants. Therefore creating smokey mountains.

Look kyle, sadie over there isnt wearing a belt. I know steve we should go over there annd give her a smokey mountains.

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Smokey hole

Liquid fire causing a burning sensation of the spinchter.

Jenny ate some jalepeno poppers last night and this morning she has the post-consumption smokey hole.

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Smokey the Bear

A man lights his partners pubes on fire and stomps them out. then, he places his genitals into her mouths and begins moving back and forth vigorously while lighting small patches of her hair on fire and punching them out.

I thought i was going to die after getting a Smokey the Bear from that guy last night...but it sure was fun!

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Smokey Bear Parade

1. An exceptionally large amount of Marine Corps Drill Instructors in one place at a givin time. Usually in motion. (ie. parade, march)

2. A Marine Corps recruits worst nightmare in reality.

Ohh my sweet-mary-mother-of-God!! It's a SMOKEY BEAR PARADE!

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Smokey Ass Syndrome

Your condition after someone has just successfully "blown smoke up your ass" (lied to you). You now have Smokey Ass Syndrome.

That story doesn't make sense, I think you are lying. I'm getting smokey ass syndrome.

okey dokey smokey

Okey: “The Approval” (of something)
Dokey: “The Acton” (alright {or fine} let’s do it)
Smokey: “The Person” (to whomever you’re talking to).

Okey Dokey Smokey is…
1.) Used to indicate that something is finished and that something else will now be done or discussed…
Okey Dokey Smokey, let’s move to the next item on the agenda.
2.) Give approval for (or of) something, on an agenda or consent

It’s said in an acceptable, tolerable, or satisfactory manner (informal)
It is often used (in a laid back manner) after a smart ass comment(s) of an individual asking for your approval of something.

Its used on the moment: If someone asks you,
Q: “Can I just sit down for a minute?”
A: “Okey Dokey Smokey...”

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