1)v-to smurf; to perform sex;to fuck
2)n-a small blue entity whos race consists of 137,947.85 men and 1 woman
1) Dude, you got lucky last night? That is freakin Smurf.
2) Dude, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me
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A drunken prank where you take a blue marker(s) and proceed to color the majority of the face and/or body of someone who has violated the "don't pass out with your shoes on" rule. for maximum LULz use a blue sharpie.
dude i got you so hard, pay back is so sweet. next time don't be a meanface and you wont get smurfed.
did jon just pass out with his shoes on, grab that blue sharpie over there he deserves a smurfing.
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When a male is giving sextual intercourse to a female, and then ejeculates over her stomach, and then mixes his sperm with blue food coloring and makes the sperm blue, creating a "smurf" like substance.
(The girl later has a blue-dyed stomach for a week).
Jake- "Oh man, i heard about last night"
Bill- "Oh yea. Angela totally liked it"
Jake- "Everyones saying you gave her a smurf. True?"
Bill- "Hell yea, i did."
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smurftastic, smurf ya, i smurfed her
so what happened with the hot chick from the bar, i smurfed her , shut the smurf up, no its true, SMURF YA!
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the act of sexual congress between two smurfs
Took her in the parking lot. She smurffed me
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a wet dick slap across the face of a sleeping victim or willing party
dude#1: "dan is asleep. quick dip your dick in some honey and give him a nice sweet smurf!"
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