Kkaep Song

1.When you feel like something is regretful
2.When you say something funny but it's not interesting(kind of mocking)
3.Also means:Sorry
Used by Exo: mostly that adorable puppy Baekhyun

Chen: (Tries to say something funny)
Baekhyun: Isn't that funny?! Kkaep song~ lol

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The Llama Song

A funny, odd, random song that gets on your nerves after a while, but most songs do. I mean, *put favorite song here* would get on your nerves after you listened to it 50 times without stopping and in a rather high pitched voice.

Google it or put in a Youtube search. Now, because you are clearly not busy. The Llama Song. Now.

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pinball song

The Pinball song from Sesame Street is scientifically proven to be the best song in the world, teaching kids counting and rhythm, funk and awe.

The second best would be the Number Song by Dj Shadow.

Ever notice how the repetitive 30 second spots between the rest of the show emulated adverts? In fact so much so that no-one's allowed to advertise during Sesame Street.

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Condom Song

After buying your first pack of condoms whatever song you hear next becomes your "Condom Song." Condom Songs must be random and can not be planned out prior to the purchasing of the condoms.

Dude 1: Yo dude I just bought this pack of condoms!!!

Dude 2: Ignition by R. Kelly is playing on the radio, that's your condom song.

Dude 1: That's a dope condom song.

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nigger song

The incomprehensible pounding coming from a black person's car stereo system. Since only the bass is usually heard, and all rap beats are virtually identical, many white people assume that blacks listen to the same "nigger song" over and over again.

"Hey, what are those niggers listening to so loud?"
"Oh, just that same ol' nigger song."

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song of hiawatha

An indian chant you grunt while dropping a huge, unhuman deuce. You have to grunt it with an indian accent, a tone of an old man, and make it sound painful. It goes, "HIIIIII-a-watha.... Watha-watha...."

My mom asked why I was chanting the indian boys name she studied in elementary school while I was in the bathroom. I explained to her its the song of hiawatha. I then asked her to check the sink for a fresh, steaming hiawatha. She never looked at hiawatha the same again, and we now are in family therapy because I crapped an un human steaming dump in the sink and refused to clean it.

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spankin song

a song which u can spank to
EXAMPLES
temperture- by sean de paul
apache- the sugarhill gang
techno inspecter gadget- ?

the noob pwner can sure spank to that spankin song, hes layin down the mad beats

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