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The act of a man quickly switching from vaginal to anal sex without first warning his partner.
I was banging Lucille from behind last night, then I tried the southern cross. Boy did she scream!
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The Southern Toboggan: n - the act of placing one's scrotum ontop of another person's head in such a fashion that the sight resembles a winter toboggan with a ball on top
The Southern Toboggan: v - physically placing one's scrotum ontop of another person's head in such a fashion that the sight resembles a winter toboggan with a fluffy ball on top
Jeff, I gave your sister the southern toboggan last night, she liked it a lot and let them sit there all night and then blew on them later.
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When a skank chews tobacco and spits the nasty into her hand then gives a handjob.
That hillbilly broad had me whistlin dixie with that southern Palmer she gave me.
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Take 3-4 Large raw eggs, still in the shell. Insert them into a chicks snatch. Get a frying pan and preheat it to about 350 and add a little oil or butter. Then kick the girl as hard as you can in the twat. Make her run around the block and when she returns, have her straddle the pan and squirt out the eggy goodness and enjoy. Add mushrooms and cheese for added pizazz.
We were bored the other night so we whipped up a quick southern omelet.
Alex was hungry and wanted some food. So we cooked him up a southern omelet with out telling him.
vagina, southern, omelet, food, eggs, frying pan, twat, snatch, clam, pussy, yolk, egg whites, breakfast, delicacy
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The act of having sweet southern sex with a closely blood related family member. Usually done in the south states of America.
My friend Billy Ray from Alabama is always talking about his southern incest with his cousin..Not sure what that means?
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Another term for a soul patch, a small square patch of hair grown under a mans bottom lip.
That guy is sporting a southern hitler!
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Currently, the largest protestant denomination. They believe the following:
1.The scriptures (Bible) are the inerrant Word of God.
2.Trinity (ONE God in 3 persons, who are God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit)
3.Salvation is by grace alone. (You cannot work your way to heaven)
4.Once Saved Always Saved (That is, you cannot lose your salvation)
5.Man's nature is sinful.
6.Baptism by immersion. Baptism is a picture of your salvation and it does not save you.
Well, those are some of the basic fundamental beliefs that Southern Baptists have.
Southern Baptists go by what the Bible says alone.
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