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When The St. Louis Cardinals beat the shit outta their opponent!
The St. Louis Cardinals gave the L.A. Dodgers a massive pink sock in game 6 of the NLCS 2013! Pink Sox
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The Sawx are not merely just a team, they are an entity. Locked in an eternal battle with the Evil Empire from New York, the Red Sox have recently gained the upper hand on their nemesi. You know, what with winning two World Series in the past four seasons. And oh yeah, they did pull off the biggest comeback in sports history. The Yankees are a choking hazard and their fans seem only able to recall past baseball prowess. Said fans also say that the Red Sox suck because they've only won seven World Series, but the Red Sox have won the third most championships of any team in the MLB.
Oh yeah, and they won the division this year.
Red Sox fan: Dude, the Sawx are totally wickahd. They won the Series this yeyah.
Yankees fan: Oh yeah? Well, the Yankers won it in 2000. So the Red Sox suck.
Red Sox fan: Well, who won the last one? Bitching.
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one of the most stedfast teams in mlb history with a small but militantly faithful and demanding fanbase. despite a great deal of success in the early 20th century, all respect for the white sox was lost in the black sox scandal of 1919. since then, the white sox have been forced to live in the inferior shadow of the hated and ridiculous chicago cubs of the northside. in 2005 dignity was regained when the white sox won the world series by shear teamwork, talent, and determination.
for a true southside raised white sox fan, pain, deep-seated resentment and envy, and extreme highs and lows are the norm. from a very young age, the true sox fan learns all there is to know about baseball and every way in which to hate the cubs. the sox fan (and the true cubs fan for that matter, not the drunken yuppies and tourists spending a summer day in historic wrigley field that make up the majority of their superficial fanbase) knows that reconciliation between sox and cubs fans can never occur. those that say otherwise either dont know shit about baseball or dont know shit about chicago.
"so you're from chicago"
"yeah"
"how 'bout them cubs"
"fuck you, im a white sox fan"
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The worst team in the major leagues consiting of fat asses and horrible players. There colors are red and gay. The only reason they win is because people feel bad for them because they are so bad they only win twice every 80 years. Only faggets like the Red Sox.
1.I hope the Red Sox get into a plane crash in the middle of boston and all die.
2.Vatsal and Hector are gay for liking the Red Sox.
3.Im gay, my faviorite team is the Red Sox.
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Biggest chokers in MLB history. A team that blows a 9 1/2 game lead in a month to lose to the orioles in the last game of the season to miss the playoffs.
"Oh man, did you see Carl miss that catch?" "Yeah, he should play for the Red Sox"
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Major league baseball team in Chicago that focuses on one thing, and one thing only: winning.
2005 White Sox World Series Champions, 3rd-best record in baseball since 1990.
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A fantasy baseball name, exclusively used by homosexuals. The tube is a thinly veiled reference to a penis, since fantasy baseball owners who call their team the Tube Sox generally see penises everywhere. Tube Sox generally come from Seattle, which is no surprise. It's the gayest city. Often times, the Tube Sox finish anywhere from 4th to 5th place, with the sometimes surprising creep into third place (though only for brief periods.)
"Dude, the Tube Sox are in second-place right now."
"They're so gay."
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