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The second heir in line for a monarchy.
After losing his heir, the king had to bring in his spare.
This is the person in your life who you are just friends with, but they are not in the friend zone. You spend a lot of time together. You wouldn’t even say you’re in the talking stage, a platonic friendship but you are pretty sure both of you could maybe see it being more, but neither person is willing to cross the line to make it more than just a friendship. But you always know in the back of your head that they are an option. Like a spare tire… you know they are there but aren’t gonna use it if you don’t need to
Person 1 “hey are you an Andy a thing?”
Person 2 “no not really, he’s just my spare right now, but maybe that will change”
The perineum - the bit of flesh between a scrotum and arsehole that can't be seen by it's owner unless a camera phone is employed, or a mirror placed on the floor.
By wiping a clean finger on the spare gound and then sniffing it or placing it under his partner's nose, a man thus enables himself to check the current hygeine status of his genital area.
Timothy - "Here Brenda, have a sniff at my finger".
Brenda - "(Sniffs) What the fuck Timothy! Your finger smells like shite! What the fuck have you been doing?"
Timothy - "Nowt. I've just ran it up my spare ground to see if I could get away without going for a shower before I get Knighted at Buckingham Palace today".
December 18th is spare a pod day. Give your buddy pod, full his nic needs.
“Hey can I have a pod”
“Of course you can. December 18th is spare a pod day. Give your buddy pod, full his nic needs. ”
Sparing Chin or asking to Spare Some Chin is the act of two Bros touching chin to chin as a way to form a stronger bro bond. If the act is done correctly it should resemble a kiss. But No Homo.
Damn bro good catch, Spare some chin?
Sparing Chin or asking to Spare Some Chin is the act of two Bros touching chin to chin as a way to form a stronger bro bond. If the act is done correctly it should resemble a kiss. But No Homo.
Damn bro good catch, Spare some chin?
To keep some distance in a relationship so as not to get sick of each other.
Girl 1-How are things going with the new man?
Girl 2-Great, we can't keep our hands off each other!
Girl 1-just remember to keep a spare..