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That moment when your lawn sprinklers go on and they let out a bunch of air from the pipes.
Man, what was that sound in your yard? Oh, no worries that was just the sprinklers going off, they send a sprinkler queef to get the air out.
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When you are doing a girl well from behind and she releases a large quantity of liquid that smells like urine all over your bed
Doing her well from behind set off the 'ol dutch sprinkler system
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As u are getting head from ur gf, a random girl, or ........other... as ur moment of truth comes to put the creamer in the coffee let her kno its time and whip ur tower of power all over the place while smacking her in the face at the same time
as the man was getting his rim job of doom he whipped his monkey out of its cave did a full 360 spin and preformed a sprinkler system slap all over his womans face!!! wat a boss :D
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Fucking a girl in the ass and then shooting your load all over her ass and back
I am pretty sure that Pauly D was a backyard Jersey sprinkler last night with that grenade!
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to jump up on a ceiling fan and piss as you go around in circles lol
must be above your sex partner pissing like a lawn sprinkler hanging off of ceiling fan. red neck sprinkler
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it is the act of renting a house in a bum fucked town of inbreds. During a routine rental house inspection the real estate agent comes round and turns out to be a fucking hot cougar in need of a good pummelling in the vaginal region by the two male tenants. The hot cougar gets quite randy and procedes to take one of the male tenants to thier bathroom to checkout the so called leaky tap in the bathroom. unable to control the urge to keep her clothes on, the cougar rips her gear off to unleash her massive norks and perfectly maintained pussy to the male tenant.upon her request to fulfil her sexual desires you procede to shit all over her chest as she lies on the floor. the cougar then procedes to use the solid part of the shit to use upon herself as a dildo in her ass. While dildoing herself with solid part the shit she manages to catch the runnier part of the shit with a tupperware container. Supplying the cougar withy a large straw she can now suck the runny left6 over shit into her mouth use the runny shit to push out through her gappy drug ridden fucked teeth all over your balls as you jack off to her dirty sex activities
Hey ball bag you would'nt guess what happened the other day. I had a rental property inspection and things got out of hand. The hot real estate agent cougar gave me the cougar mud sprinkler. Fuck man there has been rental property inspection every week since.
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A southern indiana tabasco sprinkler is when 1 female pours a bottle of hot sauce into another females anus through a lubricated funnel. The female with the ass full of tabasco then squats over the other female that now has her legs spread open. The female grunts hard and a spicy shower of chicken sauce is sprayed into the second females vagina
The Southern Indiana Tabasco Sprinkler makes me want chicken.
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