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You see your friend walking down the hall, you yell out "STEAK NIGHT!"
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$1 bills used at the strip club on fillet and titty night.
Thursday is fillet and titty night at the local strip club. Hoe's gotta get dem steak dollas!
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Human A "You are fucking stupid that steak was supposed to be medium rare, now it's a burnt steak!!!"
Human B "It is medium rare
A nasty term for the female vagina.
"I was so drunk last night that I went home with this total skank, but luckily I sobered right up at the sight of her menstruating steak drips."
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A slab of ground beef desperately meant to pass off as a real steak but is actually a cheap, disappointingly shitty imitation that doesn't even come close to any typical cut of steak in flavor or texture. Typically used by burger joints for dishes that require a standalone steak because for much less money they can essentially just throw a large hamburger on a plate by itself and then it's somehow considered a steak.
Customer: I'll have the steak & eggs, please.
Server: Just so you know, we use chopped steak instead of a T-bone like every single other restaurant uses for that dish. Is that still alright?
Customer: Fuck that, lemme just get 3 pancakes instead.
Any edible creature coming out of the lake. Such as bass, trout and crayfish.
Person1 : hey when does the fishing season start?
Person2: I don't know but when it does I'm gonna be pulling in the lake steak!!!