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when you have diarrhea outside in sub zero temperatures and steam rises from it.
After a long night of shawarma and beer, on the walk home I took a gravy steamer in the snowbank.
The act of defecating while taking a shower. Related to but not to be confused with Cleveland Steamer.
When John realized that he was out of toilet paper, he decided that a Shower Steamer was the answer to his dilemma.
The "paddle steamer" is similar to a "motorboating" where one blows raspberries into the bosoms of a fine lady. The difference being is that the paddle steamer is a long slow raspberry and is usually performed by a sad person.
"Hey Pedro is crying uncontrollably, I think he would benefit from a Paddle Steamer on Camilla. If that Paddle Steamer doesn't cheer him up i don't know what will."
A poop that is rigid and dense to the point where passing it causes extreme pain to the sphincter. Typically a result of being constipated. Can be avoided with an OTC stool softener.
I should have had some pizza before I passed out last night - woke up with an iron steamer and almost cried like a baby when I finally worked it out
To take a shit upon one's self, this can be achieved by laying on your back, arse in the air, and shitting upwards violently.
I can't believe Frank gave himself a Homebase Steamer, it was hilarious to watch!
While in a fight, biting someone's ear off, then when they are rolling on the ground in pain, pooping on them in an act of dominance.
Amanda - "I got so mad when that girl punched me in the face, I bit her ear off!"
Tony - "You looked pissed, but did you really have to spray her with shit-mist?"
Amanda - "That was the only way to finish her off with the Tyson Steamer!"
Tony - "Yep..."
I cleaveland Steamer is when a man defecates on a woman's chest after some period of intercourse. A variation of this is the "chili dog" which takes the Cleaveland Steamer one step further by "titty fucking" the woman using the feces as lubricant.
I dont have that much gumption; After I gave her the Cleaveland steamer, I couldn't chili dog her without laughing.
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