steamy stick

A fresh dog poo in the snow during winter

Dude, my dog totally left a steamy stick in the neighbors yard!!

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Steamy Chilled Poundage

The act of putting a condom on your erect penis then rubbing Icey Hot all over it and fucking a chick with it.

Guy 1:Dude...did you hear about how Tracey pissed Steve off?
Guy 2:No, what happened?
Guy 1:She cheated on him so he punished her by giving her a "Steamy Chilled Poundage".

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Steamie Ray Vaughan

a musician that makes crap noises and calls it music; not to be confused with Stevie Ray Vaughan.

Man #1: Hey, who's that guy on stage?
Man #2: That there's Steamie Ray Vaughan.
Man #1: Oh, you mean that singer who made that album "In Step?"
Man #2: No, that's Stevie Ray Vaughan. Steamie Ray Vaughan just shits his britches.

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Steamy Bung Chowder

Bad case of the shits. Typically, hallmarked by thick, watery, semi-solid shit.

Braaaaaahhhh I can’t go. I got steamy bung chowder.

I partied all night last night and got steamy bung chowder today.

Some dude in the stall next to me had steamy bung chowder.

steamy corn bag

A freshly used condom, typically still warm.

Man: "Dude, what's that?"
Dude: "It's my steamy corn bag I used with Jessica last night, man"

Steamy Clam Shake

While performing cunnalingus, you vomit on the vagina, and then proceed to have vaginal sex until you ejaculate inside the vagina.

I gave Jill the steamy clam shake last night!

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steamy wank

The act where someone wanks so hard all the blood goes to their penis and the friction causes it to heat then boil eventually meaning your penis explodes

You going out tonight ? Person 2
Nah I'm now infertile - Person 1
How? - Person 2
Had a steamy wank - Person 1

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