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A person or thing that is consistently taken advantage of.
John is a fucking shit stool, his girl is always telling him what to do and when.
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Used to describe anal sex in the presence of mixed company.
"Mom: Good morning, Bobby. What did you do last night?"
"Bobby: I met a friend at a bar. I had to push her stool in."
"Mom: That was very gallant of you."
"Bobby: Well, Mom, you know me. Always the gentleman. Do we have any bleach?"
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When a man stands up from his desk, slowly removes his clothes and shits on the floor while making direct eye contact with someone in the room.
Ray replaced his chair with an Ellenville office stool.
Someone that is easily deceived.
Brent: Thomas really did that because they told him to and that it would be okay.
Mark: Man, what a stool pigeon.
Brent: Indeed. Wish he would have consulted with me prior. I would have told him that did not sound right.
Mark: Right...
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When you have to leave a shit (I know, it's supposed to be take a shit, but in the immortal words of the late great comedian George Carlin, you don't take a shit, you leave a shit!), you tell whomever is nearby that you need to go and experience voluntary loss of stool.
This is the most gentle, curse-free way to say that you need to go and pinch a loaf.
{Paul}: Hold on a few minutes there George, I need to run and have voluntary loss of stool!
{George}: Ok, whatever Paul. :-/
A classification of poo into 7 different categories...
It was developed by K W Heaton at the University of Bristol.
The types of poos (1-7) on the chart go from hard stools, and hard to pass (constipation), to watery stools and easy to pass (diarrhea).
I have a Bristol Stool chart in my shitter so I can see what kind of stool I passed!! today was a type 7!! very urgent and I needed to go and it was like a water fountain!!
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A sports fan that relies on the most conventional opinion or intuition to predict the outcome of sporting events. Usually, this involves picking the team with the most popular players because of their assumed superiority over their opponents. The term draws off of drunken, opinionated barflies with antiquated knowledge of the sport in question. (abbrev. BSP)
ESPN.com writer and famous bar stool pundit Bill Simmons: "There's no way Brett Farve will fail to come through in the clutch. 24 interceptions this season? None of that will matter--it's the playoffs. The Vikings will win by 17."