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To be gone, high as fuck, drunk as fuck, or both at the same time ;)
Dude jimmy was straight posted at Julia's turn up last night!
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A game played by straight or gay people that have no interest in performing sexual acts with one and other; it is designed to test the nerve of those involved. Usually played by two people, the aim of the game is to perform increasing intimate sexual acts until one party concedes because it has gone too far. The acts may begin at kissing and move from there.
This version of the game would be most suited to two friends of the opposite sex.
Similar to gay chicken
You reckon you have nerves of steel? You wanna play straight chicken?
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Really fucked, extremely fucked, remarkably fucked, etc.
There's a test tomorrow and I'm straight fucked.
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A boy who cums too fast and walks too slow.
Gay boy: Ayy wanna blowie?
Straight boy: Naa bro I'm straight sorry mate... *walks away slowly*
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A sub-genre of shotacon hentai that depicts young boys (usually under 15 years old) paired with women (who are typically as young as the boy or older).
Many shotacon works have homosexual themes, so the term "straight shota(con)" is used to differentiate from that.
Negima! is an anime/manga series with straight shotacon themes.
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When you say or do something gay or something not heterosexual/straight, you 'lose your straight card'
Person 1: "Dude, David Tennant is handsome as hell."
Person 2: "You just lost your straight card, man."
A heterosexual person with genital preferences
Guy1: Dude are you Super straight?
Guy2: Nah bro I'm Giga straight