streaming audio

What you say when someone talks for so long that you stop paying attention. Often occurs during boring class lectures. The term comes from the action of using a computer to play music straight off the internet or other source without downloading it to the hard drive.

Dude 1: "Man, that Biology class was so boring"

Dude 2: "I know. The professor was just streaming audio."

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Stream walls

A slogan created to promote Louis Tomlinsons newest album :)

STREAM WALLS

Me: Stream walls!!!!!

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Bi-stream

When a human male stands erect to urinate only to find two entirely separate streams of urine cascading out of one's length.

Often caused by having had a quick tug mere moments previous, this phenomena can result in a good deal of said yellow beam to fall upon your jeans/shoes/carpet.

Once the bi-stream begins, there is absolutely nothing one can do but to hope and pray that both streams fall within the toilet bowl or floor, where the buck can easily be passed.

I tried in vain to hide the bi-stream that afflicted me whilst in a particularly well-lit pub on a first date.

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Stream of Consciousness

The act of daydreaming while you're peeing.

Hey, what was that? Sorry, you caught me in a stream of consciousness in the men's room.

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stream snipe

ninjas favourite word

Guy 1: Dude, why’d that guy get banned?
Guy 2: He probably got into ninjas game and “stream sniped” him

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split-streaming

When a guy's piss splits into two separate streams when going to the restroom due to consistantly excessive masturbation.

"Shit man I may be jerking it off too much." "Oh? How so?" Dude I've started split-streaming when going to the bathroom." Nah dude you cool, just don't do it for a couple days and you'll be fine!"

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Silent Stream

When a peer or peers are using your shower, inserting your penis between the shower curtains and urinating on them. The warmth of the urine matches the warmth of the water from the shower, and the culprit remains undetected. Does not work if the target is taking a cold shower.

Zach and Liz were in the shower so long, probably fucking, so I opened up the curtains and gave them a silent stream.

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