subway in tokyo

phrase used to describe a very, VERY crowded place.

Look at all these damn people in here. I feel like i'm in a subway in Tokyo.

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Start the Subway

a slang term meaning to hook up; this may be used as a verb, noun, and anything else

START THE SUBWAY!!
I saw you starting the subway last night.
The subway has been started.
We should start the subway.

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subway stiffy

Getting an erection while standing near or in a deli

I was just buying some turkey and i couldnt help but notice that that man had a subway stiffy

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Subway shits

Its when you contract diarrhea after you have eaten day old subway.

Andrew:Why does your uncle keep pulling over to use the restroom?

Eric: Its cuz he has the Subway shits

Andrew: Really he tried making me eat that shit, hes gonna have that throughout the trip

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The Subway Surprise

The Subway surprise, as it were, is a phenomena associated mainly with homosexual men. It is the act of inserting a clear plastic tube into one's anus. Then, a partner slides the other end into his ass. then, partner one defecates into partner two ass, the turd representing a subway car slipping and sliding into the next chocolate train stop. Sometimes, the duo rocks back and forth, sliding said turd between each other.

"You aren't implying anything icky by saying you'll give me The Subway Surprise....right Jared?"

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Subway virgin

Someone who has never ordered from Subway before. Ever.

Bob should definitely eat at Subway. When I asked him about Subway he said he was a Subway virgin.

Subway dick

1) a dick that is THICK and 6 inches
2) a dick that is a foot long

"I have a foot long dick"
"Oh so a subway dick?"
"I guess..?"
"Cool... me to bro"
"Ah"
"Wanna see it?"
"Only if I can touch it"