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An annual event that occurs on July 18th ,where you can suck as much dick as you like even if it’s someone you don’t know. Have fun !
Kyle: yoooo I cant wait for july 18th
Rob: why what’s so special about July 18th ?!
Kyle: didn’t you hear ? It’s national suck some dick day!
Rob: wait really !!
Kyle: yep and I’ve got my eye on polly,she gives the best head .
Rob: dude...Polly’s my girl
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Words that that suck up you know writes to your professor/boss Its pretty much something super kiss ass that someone says or writes
Kissass: Omfg I love your hair, I just wanted to compliment you on the amazing way you hold your pen, also I just wanted to clear, that I agree with everything you say! :D
You, who went through your boss' email: ahahaha WOW THIS IS THE BEST I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK LETTER, yet! where is that forward button?
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my mom sucks my dick sometimes means she gets on your nerves sometimes
my mom sucks my dick sometimes
mine too
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October 21th, suck Avery’s dick for free
U ready for national suck Averys Dick Day?
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The act of doing something for no possible reason or form of payout.
"Did you hear what corporate wants us to do now?" "Yeah we are basically going to be sucking dick for Cheetos"
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Something you say to someone when they annoy or upset you. It's telling someone to suck a fat dick, choke and die.
Brooke's being a real bitch, she can go suck a cow dick.
To be smoking methamphetamine or crack cocaine from a rose tube, which is phallic in shape. Usually said when someone suggests or says something so dumb, that it's on par with what you'd expect a crackhead to say.
Stranger: heyy, would you be interested in investing in my multi-level marketing product for essential oils?
Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!