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When your wife or girlfriend wants you to view the sun rise with her while on vacation and you’re passed out she takes out her strapon and pegs you to wake you up.
How was your vacation, Randy? “It was great until Carolyn gave me an Ocean Sunrise. I don’t know why she just doesn’t set the alarm instead.”
Song by twice (I love momo)
Stan twice
Have you heard of moonlight sunrise?
No.
Fuck off
(noun) When a male has a sexual dream leading to unconscious ejaculation. Immediately after waking up, the person feels horny and has the urge to masturbate.
Josh, remember when you had that sticky sunrise? Man that was messy!
When you wake up with a dead, floppy and unresponsive arm after sleeping on it all night and since it’s the morning you want to whack one out with the fresh hardy, use the dead arm and it almost..feels..like..you get the picture.
1. Steeeve bro, swear I had the maddest sunrise superwank this morning, felt a bit like Stylax from Plebs. I almost achieved nirvana. Swear down.
2. Broski, my Sunrise Superwank was so bomb this morning. Literally one in a million. In my dream I was with Megan Fox and I woke up to the nicest surprise my guy. Dead arm + morning bash = chakras aligned. You’ve GOTTA try it bro.
When you black out one night and you
wake up with your shlong still in a girls vagina and it's very pruny
Robby: Bro why are you all sad?
Kyle: I drank to much last night and woke up to a idaho sunrise
waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as the sun rises because you've got nothing better to do.
The time when the unemployed, dealers, or other hood folks wake up, typically between 11am-12pm.
It’s almost noon, they aren’t they answering the phone? Well it’s barely past ghetto sunrise, what do you expect?